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"There’s a legend around here. A killer buried, but not dead. A curse on Crystal Lake, a death curse. Jason Voorhees curse. They say he died as a boy, but he keeps coming back. Few have seen him and lived. Some have even tried to stop him. No one can. People forget he’s down there, waiting."

(Source: scumsberg, via horrorfixxx)

— 6 hours ago with 695 notes


i need kisses and attention and alcohol

(via la-croix)

— 8 hours ago with 674915 notes


you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

(via la-croix)

— 8 hours ago with 258634 notes


job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

(via thursdayshoes)

— 8 hours ago with 43674 notes